Oh My !!! 😂😂😂

"En même temps... ça fait longtemps qu'on a pas dormi dans la même tente, Sire."

Ça fait tellement phrase d'approche pourlingue 😂😂😂

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type

Je viens de voir l'épisode 12 du livre V (la roche et l'épée), où Arthur replante l'épée.

Quand il revient, Guenievre lui dit qu'elle connait les lois et que, en l'absence de roi, c'est à la reine de désigner le successeur.

Sauf que c'est pour débusquer cette loi qu'ils font venir le jurisconsulte, afin de trouver comment nommer un héritier.

Est-ce que A. Astuer a oublié qu'il l'avait dit précédemment où c'est une façon de montrer que tout le monde prend Guenievre pour une conne et que personne lui a expliqué ce qu'ils cherchaient ?

Nous sachons, nous sachons.

le saviez-tu??? je suis amoureuse d'alexandre astier

Canon or not, it the best ship !

bella wanted to fuck rosalie before she ever wanted to fuck edward and it’s literally canon

Charmant. Et si on est musulman et en désaccord avec toi on peut l'ouvrir ? Parce que dans ce cas je vais chercher ma meilleure amie, musulmane et non voilée qui trouve ça normal. Ou alors les dizaines d'étudiantes voilées avec qui j'étais à l'Université et qui n'ont eu aucun problème pour porter le voile à l'université. Les interdictions ne concernent que les enfants à l'école et les burqas complètes à l'extérieur.

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Four

Later that night:

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

@smolvampiregirl asked number 32

If you could live in a fictional world, which one would you pick ?

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hobbit/LOTR, Game of Thrones, Eragon, Avatar the last airbender, how to train your dragon....

Not Westeros because I would like to live until at least 70 😅

Harry Potter takes Place in our world as Star Wars so if I have not been chosen to be part of it I would still be unable to use the force or magic, so no.

Eragon is a simplified version of Tolkien World even if I love it.

Avatar I would love if I could be a bender, if not... no.

HTTYD, not if I live in a place or a time without dragons.

So... Middle Earth !!! I want to learn sword fighting, use a bow in my everyday life (I have one but haven't use it in years), see elf and dwarves and tolkien architectural wonders !

And you ?

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?