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3 years ago

i think about shifting all the time but never do any methods. and then i get mad that im not shifting. babygirl what did you expect

3 years ago

i can't risk this

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3 years ago

i wanna know how tall ppl are so put yr height in the tags pls!!


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3 years ago
Teen Wolf Characters + Their Names’ Meanings
Teen Wolf Characters + Their Names’ Meanings
Teen Wolf Characters + Their Names’ Meanings
Teen Wolf Characters + Their Names’ Meanings
Teen Wolf Characters + Their Names’ Meanings

teen wolf characters + their names’ meanings

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3 years ago

monch monch monch

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3 years ago
Me When Someone Says Something Racist And They Think It Funny

me when someone says something racist and they think it funny

3 years ago

soo adorable!

im in love with sleepy Loki

#so Precious
#so Precious
#so Precious

#so precious

3 years ago

IM IN LOVE!!!!! with fic!

TYSM! ITS P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!!!

IM IN LOVE!!!!! With Fic!

m sorry for not a lot of detail. but i love it either way.

Similarities- D.M.

Similarities- D.M.

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request | masterlist

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request: yes, @official-multifandom-simp

warnings: SMUT, swearing, daddy issues, fluff, angst if you squint

summary: Draco and Y/n bond over the same issues...

pronouns: she/her

house: Slytherin

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I didn't get a very detailed request, so I made it Smut with a hint of daddy issues and fluff. I hope that's ok. I also am really bad at straight smut, so don't be too mean. Thanks for the request! :)

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Y/l/n Manor...

"FUCK YOU!" Y/n shouted at her father. Her eyes grew wide. She just fucked up- there was a slap to her cheek. "You ungrateful bitch!" He hit her again, harder this time. Y/n was sobbing now. "Oh shut up you little shit!" Y/n sobbed harder. She couldn't wait till she was back at Hogwarts, her home.

Meanwhile at the Malfoy Manor...

Lucius hit his son with his cane again. Draco was crouched on the floor, tears streaming down his face. His father had just been told something that had angered him. His first instinct was of course to take it out on his son. Draco couldn't wait till he was back at Hogwarts, his home.

Platform 9 3/4

The train was just about to leave. Draco just made it on time. If his father had kept shouting at him, he'd be late. Though he would rather have his father yell than hit him. Y/n had also just made it. Her mother was trying to hide Y/n's wounds. Not heal, hide. It's better than nothing she thought. Y/n was about to enter the train when someone collided with her. "Watch it." a male voice spoke. Y/n was too tired to try and respond and just continued walking on the train, waiting for it to leave the station.

Hogwarts

The next couple of days had been stressful, nit as stressful as Draco and Y/n's home lives, but stressful. Y/n was walking along the corridor, trying to get to class, when someone bumped into her again.

"Watch it." That same male voice spoke. When Y/n looked up she saw a man with white blonde hair. "Sorry." Y/n said, voice cracking. When Draco heard this, his face softened a bit. "Are you alright?" He asked calmly. "Not really, no. Why..?" Y/n asked skeptically. "Excuse me for asking a question." He said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. Y/n huffed and started walking to her next class, but the man's arm stopped her. She tried to maneuver away from him, but failed.

Hey, just tell me what's wrong." Draco was surprised by how he was acting. "Just some family issues is all." Y/n had tears brimming in her eyes. "What about?" Draco asked. He probably should've left her alone, but something about her made him stay. "My father isn't happy with me right now, it doesn't really matter." "Hey, you can talk to me." Draco tried to be nice, but Y/n wasn't having it. "I don't even know you!" Y/n snapped. Draco sighed. "Look, if you want someone to talk to about your family issues I'm alway here. I am the king of family issues." He offered. "Yeah, well I'm the queen of family issues." Draco laughed at this.

"Draco. My name, Draco." "Well Draco, I'm.... I'm the girl of your dreams." Y/n said, trying to sound mysterious. Draco chuckled, "Can I get a name Ms. 'Girl of my dreams'?" Y/n started walking away. Before she walked into her next class, she turned around. "Y/n."

Three weeks later

Draco and Y/n have gotten really close ever since that day. They started to gain feelings, but like they were used to, they shoved them far down, away from the outside.

⇣SMUT⇣

One day, they were sitting in the restricted section of the library. They were slowly moving closer to each other without realizing it. They only did realize when they're legs touched and they looked at each other. There face was millimeters away. Y/n looked down to his lips, then back up to his eyes. She saw him leaning in and started leaning too.

Their lips touch and it felt magical. Their lips worked against each other as they started moving faster. Y/n got on his lap and ran her hands up and down his chest. She started grin on his lap, Draco groaned at the feeling. They started undressing each other, starting with shirts, then the pants, until they were left in only underwear. Y/n kept grinding on him, moaning in his mouth. When they separated, they looked into the other's eyes, their breaths heavy.

Draco gave her a loving smile and kissed her nose, then cheek, then jaw, then neck, and along her collar bone. He kissed down her breasts, then looked up at her to silently ask if he could take her bra off. She smiled back at him and nodded. When he got her bra off, he stopped and stared for a bit. "Merlin, you're perfect." he said before he started needing and licking at her breasts.

Soft moans escaped her lips as she gripped his hair out of pleasure. Y/n started tugging at the waistband of Draco's underwear. She pulled it down enough to get to his cock. She took it into her hand and started pumping (for lack of better word). Her hand moved faster and Draco was a moaning mess. He pulled Y/n's panties off and rubbed at her clit. Y/n was moaning loudly. She lifted her hips up and fell back down on his cock. She moved her hips back and forth, then bouncing up and down on his cock.

They were both too caught up in pleasure to hear the library door open. Seconds later, they were both reaching their highs, tipping off the edge. Footsteps were getting closer.

They both fell of that edge at the same time, moaning each other's name like prayer. The footsteps were now in the same room as them. "Who's there?" The voice called. Draco and Y/n snapped out of their trance. They looked at each other with wide eyes and got up quickly. They ran behind a bookshelf and got dressed.

They ran out of the library without being noticed and walked back to the Slytherin common room. They looked at each other and laughed. Y/n stopped laughing and looked at Draco with a smile. "That was..." "amazing." Y/n chuckled and went in to hug him.

Draco was taken aback by this and froze. "I'm not gonna stop till you hug me back." Y/n said with her face smushed against Draco's chest. He laughed and wrapped his arms around her. "Don't." he said. "Don't what?" "Don't stop hugging me."

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