Bro The Pizza Is Irrelevant, What Matters Is That You Know You Have Inherent Worth As A Human Being And

Inspired by me finally confronting my insecurities about talking to new people online. Did this not because I was lonely or because I wanted to grow as a person, but because I was randy as all hell.

Horniness can be a powerful motivator. If you can harness it for good, I encourage you to do so.

Horniness is such a powerful motivator fr

Okay but Luigi has big dick energy and not enough people are talking about it

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

The spirit is willing, but the flesh would like just a quick break please, just really quick, just like a five minute sabbatical

reblog after voting!!

Wanted to paint this dog

I love seeing a post I have absolutely no context for.

Like one of my mutual’s mutual’s mentioning their blorbos by name. But I’ve never heard of the characters, so what do I do? Well I go to the tags, of course. Surely there will be some context in the tags, something I can google to get further information.

But the tags are a string of incomprehensible acronyms and more characters I have never heard of. “#japsabelle and ameileian fr,” you say. “#my favorite hgspmal characters,” you say. “#me in episode 15 of PLOMBOAS when jamblamber kisses kolmbem,” you say.

And I stand there, and I stare at your post. And I do not know what it means. I do not understand these strange words and letters on my dash. But I’m glad that whoever your blorbos are, they bring you this much joy.

Health anxiety sucks because

You know what I changed my mind I’m not elaborating. Health anxiety sucks. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

don't tempt me with a good time i could make it wordier

Do it coward