Here's My Head Canons That Literally Nobody Asked For, But I Don't Care Because I Spent All Of Last Summer

Sebastian Stan/Matthew Daddario could very rudely step on me and run me over with a car, and my Romanian ass would very kindly say: Mulțumesc. Acum fa-o din nou. Și te rog eu foarte frumos, vrei să te căsătorești cu mine?/Grazie. Adesso fallo di nuovo. E per favore, vuoi sposarmi? 😌

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

do you think dead Shadowhunters watch from heaven what their descendants do? Nah cause just imagine

Jace: To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed

Everyone in heaven: *staring at Will*

Will: ok first of all, this isn't my fault

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Kit: *moves with Jem and Tess after feeling rejected by his crush*

Cordelia: oh my angel

Cordelia: oh my angEL JAMES COME HERE YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE JUST SEEN

...

Alec: *coming out to his parents*

Anna: *aggressively slams her hand on the table* OK EVERYONE, YOU OWE ME AT LEAST FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. I DON'T CARE IF I'M DEAD ABD DON'T NEED MONEY CHARLES JUST SHUT UP

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Kieran, Mark and Cristina: *being poly*

Will: OH RAZIEL, WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THAT, THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA

Matthew: Yeah! *Looks at Cordelia and James* Wy didn't we think about that too?!

Cordelia: Matthew, we don-

James: no no wait he has a point

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Kit: some idiot named W.H. wrote on this books

Will: WHO YOU CALLIN AN IDIOT YOU LITTLE SHIT

Charlotte: Will wait hES A BABY-

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Sophie: look at Isabelle. She's just so good. She has a lot of dates!

Gideon and Gabriel: *proud*

Cecily: yes but ... where's the flirting awkwardness that distingues Lightwoods? The thing that Thomas, Gideon and Gabriel have?

Thomas: hey-

Alastair: yeah she's right, where is it?

Alec: *just doing anything*

Alastair: ah there it is

“what’s the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that’s what I always say” lmaooo Isabelle

I’m really curious if Kit knew that he was bi before meeting Ty or was that boy his gay awakening 😭

alec and clary's friendship has truly come a long way considering that it started by alec insisting a demon committed suicide just to deny the fact that clary killed it

@somedamslytherindemigod2 just started reading the last hours. A round of applause for her and her noticing heronstairs in the first page.

I think it’s very interesting that Alec’s full name is Alexander.

Alexander means ‘man’s defender’ which is often his tactical position during fights. He defends the perimeter with his bow and often gets the brunt of attacks.

Although it fits perfectly with his identity as a Shadowhunter, it also fits nicely with his personality.

Alec is very defensive over the people he loves:

- He threatens Clary over Jace

- Kills Meliorn when searching for Magnus (insane moment that cemented him as my favourite character)

- Was adverse to Simon dating his sister (who he’s extremely protective of)

⬇️⬇️In this scene he nearly flips ⬇️⬇️

———

“Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.

Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly.

Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of brotherly concern. "Did he touch you? If he tried anything-"

No, Alec," Isabelle said irritably. "Not like that. He's a rat."

—-

Even with his sons he’s always defending them, he worked hard to make sure Rafael was adopted properly.

Not to mention all the things he does for the Downworlder community.

Alec spent a lot of his life worrying about being unable to live up to expectations, only to become what his name represented.

Alexander doesn’t just mean defender, bro IS the defender 🔥

Funny how both tmi and twp start with a herondale having prophetic dreams of their stb love interests

HELLOOOOOO???? I leave ig for a day and this is what I miss 😭

Why's he so preeeeettyyyyyyyyyyy but also aging like the finest wineeee...

Like, sir? Is it you or is it Esther who I want to marry??

Matt posting again after a year 🥺

Me loves him so much