Made A Cake For My Friend’s Tubal Ligation.

I'M SEATED. THE THEATER EMPLOYEES ARE SCARED AND ASKING ME TO LEAVE BECAUSE IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED FILMING YET BUT I'M SIMPLY TOO SEATED

Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

Moneo: Sir, for the 74th time, I think it’s important to remind you that my daughter absolutely hates your guts and is currently plotting to collapse your empire, and, if possible, kill you.

Leto II:

Okay, Clarice.

I can’t fucking take it anymore, actually

Sick toy. It’d be nice if you stop participating in the illegal sale of grandmas please

They would run the PTA like the fucking navy