What In Fuck Roku

I am once again in the computer angel’s thrall… hmmm…

Rest in peace James Fitzjames, I’m sorry you were eaten by your crew. You should’ve been at the club.

Andrew Wyeth (American, 1917–2009) - The attic

Holy shit.

these two meet and immediately start fucking

the fact that armand let louis, madeline and claudia be kidnapped so they could be tortured and subjected to the whims of a bunch of theater kids for killing the worst bisexual in history, one of which had literally nothing to do with the murder, is CRAZY. the fact that louis had to watch as his newly made fledging and daughter/sister being murdered by the worst vampire coven ever, only to have his lover watching from the sidelines knowing damn well he could've stopped this, is CRAZY. but the fact that louis de pointe du lac still stayed with armand for another 77 yrs after all of this is INSANE. don't fucking play with me wtf is going on

Stoics: *shaking with uncontrollable rage* I must… be better than this

Average epicurean experience:

I'M SEATED. THE THEATER EMPLOYEES ARE SCARED AND ASKING ME TO LEAVE BECAUSE IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED FILMING YET BUT I'M SIMPLY TOO SEATED