No Grave Can Hold My Body Down, I'll Crawl Home To Her.

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

Just a heads up

I’ve got almost 1k likes at this point and uhhh to anyone who isn’t a bot or is confused, I think I probably should have just reposted a lot of it. So, here we go.

that’s not………. how child speech works…………………………………………..

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

so is there an assistant dysfunction i can speak to

Finally got around to scanning this ballpoint pen drawing from the other day.

*copy-pastes & googles a new slang term then immediately copy-pastes any random word bc my browser has been sullied*