Sorry I Love This Painfully Mid Media So Much I Could Throw Up

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

wire mother (frame of bronze statue of mary from 1700s)

words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin

this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

I’m terribly sorry, madam. I have absolutely no idea where he learned that word.

keep scuttling on!

Romance Art

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

every day i get my heart ripped out & every day i simply just continue