Matching Shirts For You And The Bestie

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

Two of em

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith