Lets Have Phone Sex Over Walkie Talkies

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

I think the way the human body folds, the way a belly rolls, and the ways that fat and muscle rest are inherently beautiful

i'm just out here. fantasizing my fantasies. dreaming my dreams. longing my longings.

Water goblin

JERMA DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH..

have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?

hi can i sniffs you

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