rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it
Captain. ……It’s him.
so can we talk about how the starfleet uniform shirt
IS APPARENTLY COMPOSED OF TINY STARFLEET INSIGNIAS
Nurse Chapel: Now if you don’t follow his orders, McCoy could and possibly would have you hauled down to sickbay and fed intravenously. Eat.
Chapel: If you don’t take some time to release your emotions, Doctor McCoy will give you something to release your emotions about.
Chapel: If you don’t get your vaccines, McCoy will find and stab you in your most sensitive places when you least expect it. Better let me do them now.
Chapel: If you don’t sleep, Doctor McCoy will bitchslap you so hard you’ll fall into a coma and finally get some rest.
Bones, crying in Sickbay: Why…why is everyone so afraid of me…
Star Trek Discovery | Despite yourself
Captain Sylvia “Lick m My Boots” Tilly
Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.
bonus:
make me choose: @supervalcsi asked → Kirk or Bones
Pretty sure the FX Lead of Star Trek Beyond was hired for one very specific reason
Star Trek: Beyond (2016) dir. Justin Lin
none of us trek fans share the exact same opinions on what the mirrorverse is like but i’m glad the one thing we can all seem to agree on is that it’s Really Fucking Horny
Vulcans never lie.