Unrelated: I Have Also Been Injected With Praying Mantis DNA

who the hell let this dog in a fucking church (I don’t want to be here) like dude wtf are you doing letting a fucking herding dog here (please get me out I’m uncomfy)

fuck it... bird sneaks

If I had a sci-fi spaceship I would have some wild earth-shattering homosexual romance with the ship's supercomputer

“It’s okay to have bad days, that's what makes you human!” “Those emotions are normal for every human, don’t worry!” “Humans struggle, don’t let it stop you!” If anyone says these to me again, I’m biting them /hj Like I get that they are most likely trying to help and be comforting, it just always upsets me because I’m not human. Like are bad days not okay to have when you're not human??? /rt That's what it feels like to me when others say things like this to me- I know it’s kinda silly, it's just how I feel.

What I would kill for a big stupid tail I could bap random things with

*Pat pat pat* :3

EHHEHHEHEHE YIPPIE

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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Fuck yeah body hair. I love my body hair. Hell yeah

Imagine hating on me for being nonhuman and I'm just at home like this: