@salticid​ You’re Amazing And I Love Ur Cryptic Spambot Convo I Hope U Like This!!

you’re hearing it more and more

Maybe I’m not sad,

I just accepted

that good feelings

never last.

And so are the bad ones // ma.c.a

WHOA

You wanna know why I didn't do your stupid thing? Your expectations are too high.

@nicoleh-13 @vernkost @leastcreativepersonyoullevermeet @hyuangel

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april