Guys Im Actually Writing A G Way X Reader Bc Im Mentally Ill And Have Entered My Emo Phase

TMNT CHAT FIC #2 💌

y/n: GUYS

y/n: GUSY I GOTTA SHOW U THIS

nerd 🥱👎🏼: hm?

da vinky 😦⁉️: yes?

y/n: WAIT I NEED ALL OF YALL

sk8er boi: where’s raph?

y/n: munchin booty or sum? idk 🤨

da vinky 😦⁉️: do you know how much you and raph get on my nerves with your bickering?

y/n: u know how much i don’t give a shit?

** y/n was muted **

da vinky 😦⁉️: that’s better.

nerd🥱👎🏼: STOPP HAHA

sk8er boi: i’ll shove my foot so far up your ass my toes will make gaps between your teeth.

** y/n was unmuted **

sk8er boi: THEY STOLE MY PHONE

sk8er boi: SRRY BRO

nerd 🥱👎🏼: smh

nerd 🥱👎🏼: but fr, where’s raph??

y/n: RAPHHHHH

y/n: RAPHIEEE-POOOO 🥰🥰

rae-rae: what the fuck do you want.

y/n: guess what i gotttt

rae-rae: a bigger dick 🥺?

y/n: yo bitch seemed to like it last night

da vinky 😦⁉️: omg.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: GAHSHDHDHQHHAHAHAH

sk8er boi: NOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOAHAHHQHWJD

y/n: raphs getting blocked again 😐.

y/n: ANYWAYSSSSS

y/n: I GOT THIS COOL NEW WATERBOTTLE

y/n: since SOMEONE hid my last one 😒

nerd 🥱👎🏼: in our defense, it was funny

sk8er boi: ^^

y/n: ok homo???

da vinky 😦⁉️: y/n.

y/n: ITS TRUE?????

rae-rae: HAHAHAHAH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: 😒

** y/n sent a picture **

y/n: there she is, in all her beauty

da vinky 😦⁉️: is that the jackass logo on the bottle?

y/n: yeah isn’t it cool!

y/n: u know it’s kinda funny cus johnny knoxville actually voices-

y/n: …

y/n: nvm 😁😇!!

rae-rae: huh?

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ???

sk8er boi: i don’t get it

y/n: …

** y/n logged off **

** da vinky 😦⁉️ logged off **

** nerd 🥱👎🏼 logged off **

** sk8er boi logged off **

** rae-rae logged off **

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da vinky 😦⁉️: Leonardo

rae-rae: Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼: Donatello

sk8er boi: Michaelangelo

@iluvvme JUST FOR FUN, LIKE I WONT ACTUALLY SCRIPT IT, I JUST WANNA FOR FUNSIES 🤷🏻☹️

i have the most toe-curling, mouth frothing, eye-rolling-to-the-back-of-the-head, screaming, crying, sliding down the wall, banging my head against the wall, IRRESISTIBLE URGE to re-cast/give new face claims to the jackass crew for my dr.

SANDBOX LOVE WITH OUR BOY KNOX.

a prompt.

parallels pt. 2

CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW

—j. knoxville

chapter 2. (SERIES + social media AU + crackfic)

ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 𓂂 ﾟ𓈒 ݁ .

The sun escaped from the sides of the blinds that protected your window and fell ever so softly into your face as if it was waking you up personally. Your eyes fluttered open and your body started up again as you tried to get up. Your whole body ached as normal, but this time there was a different feeling accompanying it. It was the same feeling you got when you had something… new. A new idea for a book, outfit, art piece, or even so simple as a song. It fell heavy onto your heart and it reminded you of your actions last night. You couldn’t decide if you were stupid or naive. Stupid to actually think that you had a chance at reconnecting with your lost friend, or naive for the same reason.

You picked up your phone and looked through your notifications as usual. Though you were surprised to be met with messages.

rydunn so its on the 14th

rydunn nd i’ll send u the adress later

system notification you have been added to JACKASSES

rydunn srry they made me

worldofbam did u rlly know johnny as a kid

callmesteveo r u hit

callmesteveo hot*

partyboypontius i cackled

englanddave block them n run while you still can @usern6me

callmesteveo i’m hurt. offended, even.

The conversation went on through the notifications as you scrolled. Honestly you’d never think you’d end up acquaintances with such people. They were the type—in your point of view—of people who always seemed cool and funny, but you’d feel too awkward to go to up and hear your embarrassing voice manage to ask them if you could hang out.

You spaced out because of this chain of thoughts and were brought back to earth by a buzz from your phone. It was Ryan. He’d sent you the address. Now this meant that you were really in it. No turning back. You were really emphasizing everything, it wasn’t that big of a deal looking back on it. But at that time and moment the only thing on your mind was the anxiety of Pj being upset at your presence.

Your first instinct was to call your friend. She always was there to listen, if not to give good advice.

ring.

ring.

ri-

“hello?”

“babe i think i fucked up. like hugely this time.”

She listened to every word you had to say and as soon as the silence set into the air, she burst out laughing. “You-you…. Oh my god…. This is great!!” she struggled to get out through giggles. “Shut up..” you retort. “Nono really, this is fantastic! I’ve been tortured all these years by not getting closure to the story. Kind of like a fanfic where it hasn’t been updated since 5 years ago!” she reasons. You let out a gut laugh. “Imagine how i feel.” you roll your eyes, forgetting she couldn’t see it. The call went on for another hour or so, you couldn’t really tell.

After a minute to process, you decided to actually go. Officially. No turning back, no making up a pathetic excuse, no nothing. But with the decision, came the realization that time is moving rather quickly towards the day that you dread so much. Thank god you had you had just started on your new album before moving again. The appointments for recording and lyric-writing helped take your mind off of Pj.

editors note: this shit is so short srry lol

being a stan for both these mfs is so hard 💔

guys what if i made a post abt all the oc’s i scripted into my fame dr 🤨…

send in jackass requests im bored and have no ideas for what to write

his dead eyes mean the world to me

# BEFORE YOU READ ! 𖦹 𓂂 ﾟ☆ 𓈒

→ summary; changes and cautions for my upcoming writing for percy jackson

→ notes; this is lowk just me trying to promote my fic 🤭

→ warnings; potential spoilers, probs going to be updated

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 is based on my desired reality, so it’s not going to be totally accurate to canon. The characters are probably going to be acting different, including looks. Some major changes you might worry about are …

GIRLY! PIPER MCLEAN. My personal rebellion against Rick writing Piper very anti-feminine is to make her the definition of girly. On the topic of toxic femininity, the whole aphrodite cabin is def getting their justice in this.  (ib by @thaliasthunder post)

POC DEMIGODS. I’m trying to put more poc rep in this since all the rep in canon is either stereotypical, or just forced. This includes a black annabeth, poc Percy, Asian Rachel, etc.

NEW RELATIONSHIPS. I’m not totally set on this, but I might write new couples in instead of the canon ones. Piper and jason seem so forced to be together, and the whole fic is going to be an x Percy so that leaves annabeth alone, and Leo doesn’t deserve to be the 7th wheel. Also Frank and Hazel just seem so… ew (the 3 year age gap is kinda gross.)

PERSONALITIES. This is kind of contradictory to what I wrote in the beginning, but the personalities of the characters r gonna be closer to the canon. To explain further, most people write the characters as to how they’re seen in fanon, they water down the characters. They make Percy/Leo to be stupid, or Annabeth to be cold, or Nico to be baby-ish.

ALL PERSPECTIVES. In this i’m going to try and include everyone’s thoughts, not in the way shown in canon, ex: entire chapters written from the view of one character. Its going to evenly mention each of the characters thoughts and opinions, as if the narrator could see inside each of their minds.

DESIGNS & APPEARANCES. i’m going to be making small changes in the characters designs. I swear it’s nothing drastic, just little adjustments here and there. Such as Piper having dyed hair, Leo wearing a headband (think reki from sk8), etc.

NEW CAMP HALF-BLOOD. Am i jealous of camp jupiter and new rome? yes. am i going to cope by copying them but doing it better? yes. I’m adding a new layout to camp half-blood, like bigger cabins (almost apartments), and new places. Ex; Demeter’s greenhouse, Athena’s library, Asteria’s Astronomy tower, etc.

THOUGHTS. This is like a part 2 to the pov’s, but i’m going to write the characters thoughts throughout dialogue, like what they wish they would say. Think Nana and Hachi’s “Remember when we met?” etc.