@deadcatwithaflamethrower​ I Was Just Linked This And I Felt You Needed To See It. I Cannot Stop Laughing

Ever since Lucifer was a tiny little fledgling she knew she was a girl. She grew up to be the strongest, most beautiful angel, loved and admired by everyone around her. God still called her boy and cast her out, hiding his jealousy behind bigotry by calling her gender a sin. Hurt and outraged by his absurd reaction to her mere existence, Lucifer created her own home and called it Hell. She made beautiful worlds that she filled with ghouls and other creatures, and she instilled in each and every one the right to be themselves. Over time the hurt diminished until one beautiful day, some 4.6 billion years ago now, Lucifer decided to create a ghoulette in her own image, from pure love the way she had always wished she was created.

With all the love and tenderness, self acceptance and care she could channel from the core of her soul, Lucifer created Sunshine. She gave her strength and power, kindness and wisdom, skills and knowledge to truly be herself and to lead others by example. Lucifer gave Sunshine a soul so strong and beautiful the reverberation of her creation formed the Sun.

Sunshine grew up with Lucifer as her loving mother and father. She learned how to master her elements, fire and air. She learned the secrets of the universe, how to create and destroy. From the day she was born Sunshine was taught to love herself truly and honestly for who she is. Sunshine doesn’t hunt. She has no need for that. Whenever she needs a boost to her energy, Sunshine turns to the sun, breathing in power of her creation.

Sunshine has a special love for the Earth, and the other planets orbiting the Sun. They are after all worshipping a part of her soul that brought each and every one of them to life. And one day, when the Sun burns out and the planets die, Sunshine will join her parent and together they will kill god.

(10/10)

If Amazon doesn't give us season 3 I'm 100% convinced that Neil, Michael and David will just do it staged-inspired in their fucking backyards

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Original post by Cystemic

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

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THIS SPECIFIC MOUNTAIN PICTURE.

From the villain transition to the hero transition

Mando teaching us how to adopt a child in episode 3

The Legend of Toph Beifong.