Home Is Where The Water Tastes Normal.

“I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.”

— Unknown

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

Me: Nah, I'm not getting my hopes up.

Narrator: Her hopes, were in fact, up.

Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long

#the gayest scene to ever gay