Harry: Here, Albus! I Got You A Ferret To Take With You To Hogwarts!

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long

hey sorry for not texting u back im depressed

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.