We All Got That One Friend Being Driven To Madness By The Timeloop

Klance hyperfixation in the great year of our lord 2025? More likely than you think!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run) Characters: Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run) Additional Tags: Partially Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Truth Spells, Sort Of, Shadow Milk Cookie can't lie Summary:

“Don’t you sound surprised with me.” Shadow Milk Cookie growled, “Take. It. Off.”

Pure Vanilla tilted his head in confusion, “take what off?”

“Don’t you play dumb with me, either. I can’t lie. Why can’t I lie.”

Pure Vanilla blinked, then blinked again. “You can’t…” He paused, “you believe I have done this?”

“Who else would!?” Shadow Milk yelled, throwing Pure Vanilla Cookie right back into the wall. “Who else would dare to make me, the cookie of deceit, unable to lie.”

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Post-Canon AU where Shadow Milk discovers he is unable to lie, and makes it Pure Vanilla Cookie's problem.

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