Jay’s Shirt

they acted like such a couple in this botw

Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P

Hi! msnow93 doesnt have an ask& I don't have a tumblr account, so could you thank them for me for sending me down a rabbit hole of sexual frustration with that trippy fancam video :D I didn't know the VHX site version of the Space Jam Behind the Scenes was waaay longer than RLM's Youtube video, so when I saw it there before I was like, oh I already watched this. Lol, NOPE- realized I missed a bunch of scenes, like Mike SWEATING AND WHINING about being hot and also more Lora Story!

oh uh oop — I don’t personally now them myself, but I will @ them and let them see your wonderful message! ^^;

uh @msnow93 !! this anon says thank u

jay is dead

when you miss kissing your boyfriend so you say ‘fuck it’ to social distancing

I diDNT REALIZE TODAY WAS JAYS ACTUAL 40TH BIRTHDAY AUGHHH!!! Happy birthday lil shrimp..... may all his wishes come true hehe~