Could You Reblog This If You Enjoy Seeing Your Writer Friends Ramble About Their Wips On Your Dash?

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

are you SEXUALIZING that old man?

does that old man TURN you ON?

POST.

Miss Piggy: That man was totally codependent.

Kermit: You and Captain Flint?

WHAT IF? Muppet Black Sails.

excuse me while I go cry my eyes out

Do you think its wise to get pissed in full view of any of your men that may stumble in here... just before they embark on the most dangerous journey of their lives? Wise? Probably not.

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

Schrödinger’s Cat Cross Stitch Pattern from KookyCrossStitch

give me my fucking coin, dead wife.

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

I'm glad quetzalcoatlus is dead. they deserved it. those things scare the fuck out of me. I wouldn't want to live in a world where those things weren't extinct and I probably wouldn't have lived long regardless of whether id want to or not bc I'd be eaten by a quetzalcoatlus