Bartender: Thanks For Stopping That Bar Fight, Spiderman. Can I Get You A Drink? It’s On The House

Yep, that’s it. That’s the show.

Graphic vibes

Shana gets home from work, and a night of domesticity ensues. Snake Eyes is a good husband. Shana contemplates how they'll adapt to their new lives following the events of the show.

Ironically, it’s the not the “inappropriate” part that I’ve never heard of. Let me look something up real quick…

Ohhhhhh, those guys. Okay, this is funny. Big supporter of potholders. lol

Can I tell a joke that I have told half a dozen times, and despite not being technically inappropriate, always flies over the heads of everyone in the sheltered circles I run in?

Some days, you just wake up and remember how much of your beloved childhood media has found its way onto Tubi. And then you remember why you're like this.

He's actually so real for that.

Their arm-warmer/glove things are everything to me.

@snake-eyes-official remember this? I don’t. kidding.

Great job guys. No notes.

Go to pinterest, search "your name + core" then post six pictures and tag six people.

thx to the boo @damnapathetic for the tag

leo/leonidas core 😎

@lonely-parrot @sulgkoolon @atfirstblushing @cowboymoonking @moonyslastcigarette

It just occurred to me that when Snake Eyes brought the Joes to his dojo in 'The Return of the Arashikage Part I' he probably thought this was going to be their beach episode. Their one moment of bliss. Their chance to learn some actual hand to hand combat. And then instead they got threatened by his adoptive sister and almost murdered by his insane foil character ("the creep in the white jammies" as Tunnel Rat would say). No wonder this man his crippling depression.

me: *just trying to go to bed*

brain: but REMEMBER when snake eyes thought duke and scarlett liked each other and in a desparate and impulsive attempt to gain her attention he broke into a high-security facility just to find security camera footage explaining her dad's disappearance.

me: GO TO BED

Tatsu from 'Way of the Househusband"

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.