Me After Reading Too Many Camren Smut:

Why is Kim possible consider Wlw?

Have you seen her

idk but I don’t look at my friends like that!

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I. Am. Telling. You.

Camren shippers are either the most perceptive, 20/20 vision people out here, or the most delusional and crazy.

I’m pretty sure most camren shippers agree it was real at one point, and is probably not real now.

It’s just…videos like these make gears turn in my head.

Normani: How come it's always Camila who always uses pick up lines on you, Lauren?

Lauren: That's because every pick up line I use, she takes it seriously and doesn't get it.

Lauren: Just watch.

Lauren, while signaling Camila to come: Hey, babe?

Camila: What's up?

Lauren: Sexy dress, Camz.

Camila: Thanks, I got it at 50% off? Its alright I guess.

Lauren: Well, I'd like it better if it was 100% off.

Camila: Stores can't just give away clothes for free, Lauren.

Lauren: ... That's not what I-

Camila, ignoring Lauren: That would just be an awful way to run a business, Lauren.

Lauren, while looking at Normani: I told you!

Come on now guys. Alexa is one of Lauren’s best friends. Do people still genuinely think this drama isn’t orchestrated by management? 

WAKE UP.

9pm: im going to bed early 3am:

ninja….

could they be anymore obvious.

👀

what is moon

lets flashback 4.6 billion years:baby sun is surrounded by a super dense disk of gas. “weeeeeee!!!!” - baby pre-planets (planetesimals) spinning around swallowing up gas and dust, growing and growing (accreting mass) until the gas gets blown out by solar winds

30-50 million years after 4.6 billion years ago:at this point, the solar system was a crazy place. lots of planets, collisions and lots of change.

so here’s earth, just hanging out. then, some mars sized planet (theia, that ho) came along in a bad mood and crashed right into us. well honey didn’t realize she would go down too. now we got two disrupted masses. earth just kept spinning and spinning and gravity did its thing so we became bby earth surrounded by debris.

about 50 more million years pass:the debris actually contained two satellites, our moon and a small lil blob moon. the moons crashed and the small moon literally just became splattered onto the big moon.

….and thats how baby moons are made