[Lauren Walking Across The Tour Bus Very Hungover]

THIS WOMAN IS P R E A C H I N G AND I AM ALL FOR IT

Why don’t male musicians dress cool and extravagantly and weird anymore? Don’t y'all now you’re performers? Why do y'all just wear khaki pants and flannels with the buttons all the way up? Where’s your disco outfits? Where’s your hammer pants? Why aren’t y'all out here looking like Liberace or Elton John? Where is your David Byrne big suit? Why’re y'all charging so much for people to see you wearing t shirt and shorts? Where are the iconic musician outfits that people used to love to dress like?

what is moon

lets flashback 4.6 billion years:baby sun is surrounded by a super dense disk of gas. “weeeeeee!!!!” - baby pre-planets (planetesimals) spinning around swallowing up gas and dust, growing and growing (accreting mass) until the gas gets blown out by solar winds

30-50 million years after 4.6 billion years ago:at this point, the solar system was a crazy place. lots of planets, collisions and lots of change.

so here’s earth, just hanging out. then, some mars sized planet (theia, that ho) came along in a bad mood and crashed right into us. well honey didn’t realize she would go down too. now we got two disrupted masses. earth just kept spinning and spinning and gravity did its thing so we became bby earth surrounded by debris.

about 50 more million years pass:the debris actually contained two satellites, our moon and a small lil blob moon. the moons crashed and the small moon literally just became splattered onto the big moon.

….and thats how baby moons are made

THIS CRUSH FOR SUCH A LONG TIME… this person, somebody… uhmmm, you know what i mean?¿

 I like to be so delusional, I’m so sorry sweety

Camila: Do you guys realize that we can never stop tasting our own tongue?

Lauren: How about I taste yours for a change?

Camila: You're so fucking smooth.

Lauren: Oh really, wanna feel?

Camila: Oh my god..

Listen up…

If your girl is with you, don’t be on your phone half of the time or at all. Talk to her. Hug her. Kiss her. Cuddle her. Do something with her instead of paying attention to your phone. You have other times to be on your phone. Don’t make her feel sad for giving more attention to your phone than her. Once she see you on your phone for a while , she going to be bored & be on her phone and then it will be very boring because no one is giving attention and love for one another.

Ally: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGING.

Normani: It's only November 10th...

Ally: YES, CHRISTMAS.

Normani: Thanksgiving hasn't even passed!

Ally: CHRISTMAS!

What do you think she'll title the album now?

CamiLGBT

Hello can you give us straight hair lauren gifs? pretty pleaaase

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