Latest Posts by caprihornyy-blog - Page 5
me @ camren:
Lauren:
Camila:
Camila: *enters the room dramatically with her robe giving that badass Darth Vader effect*
Camila: *points at Lauren* With the exception of you, I dislike everyone in this room.
Lauren: And I like you too.
When I say CS are everywhere, I mean they’re everywhere 😂😂😂
What do you mean what am I doing in pornhub? Idk what you mean… 😅🚀🚀
Dinah: So Lauren, what do you see in Camila?
Lauren: My fingers.
Dinah: [Chokes]
IM FUC*KING WHEEZING
Look at Lauren’s smile…😏😁
It’s sad that the account got suspended ☹️
So we see that Lauren and Camila and Sinu were following the account and all of sudden it’s suspended? Interesting…🤔
Okay, who did this? 😂🔫
Dinah: Sex or food?
Lauren: *with no hesitation* Sex.
Camila: *is a food fanatic* *loves food on every aspect* *can’t live without food* *food is life* Uhhh— *sweats*
Lauren: *glares* Don’t you da—
Camila: sEX!
Everyone: *gASPS*
Camila: bECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO EAT DURING SEX!
EVERYONE: *DOUBLE GASPS*
Lauren: *facepalm*
Dinah: *dying of laughter*
Camila: *playing video games with Lauren*
Camila: *loses terribly*
Camila: *throws controller to the ground* FUCK ME IN THE ASS
Lauren:
Camila:
Lauren:
Camila: …because any other form of premarital sex is a sin in the eyes of JESUS CHRIST AMEN HALLELUJAH
maybe in the havana mv she's gonna do some gay shit and come out (hopefully by kissing Lele OOP)
are you coming out mija?
Lauren: I don’t want you to think that Camila and I are dating, because we’re not. That was purely accidental intercourse.
Normani: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do, Laur?
Lauren: I was returning a book.
Normani: And your pants fell off?
dramaaaa
Guys, brace your little camren hearts…
Big shout out to you lovely anons, keeping me in the loop with this one. (especially @figure-my-heartt-out and @cryinginmila, thank you ladies!)
First off, let’s remember these reality shows are always scripted. Anyway, this drama with Ty’s ex ‘shading Lauren’ screams PR. It’s so blatantly staged and the fact the whole new series has premiered just a week before his album drops means we are in for weeks of his ex throwing indirects and shade towards L. Lets focus closely what she said about Ty. “He’s exactly like his music”. So he really is the disgusting, homophobic, misogynistic individual we thought he was. What an absolute dickhead. As soon as the media realise that the “she” his is ex is talking about, is actually “Lauren from Fifth Harmony”, the headlines will start rolling in. These are the same headlines` and articles that equate to marketing, promotion sales and profit. We’ve got Ty’s album, Lauren’s collab with Ty and Lauren’s collab with Steve Aoki. We’ve also got Dinah’s song with French Montana out in a few weeks, Fifth Harmony ft Pitbull and the girls song on ‘The Star’ movie soundtrack. The girls are on tour at the minute, so non of them are making proper headlines. Lets be honest, their team HAS to do something major to keep us talking/promoting because at the minute, we’ve got nothing to hype over. Even the Ty/Lauren mess has died down for a little bit. We haven’t had any negativity between the girls and Camila, the last time was pretty positive so it’s all quiet. Looks like it’s the calm before the storm.
What can we expect?
Ty/Lauren ‘kissing’ pic/vid (I’m sorry guys but this has to happen because people aren’t buying it. I’d be more shocked if it didn’t)
His ex, shading Lauren (started already) but i think we’re gonna get a response from L. I’m low key sensing a little twitter spat or something between the two. Knowing how intricate Lauren is with her words, she’d easily shut her down in 140 characters.
Dinah will be promoting her song with French Montana. There’s no doubt in my mind that headline hungry interviewers are going to be asking about Camila. It’s easier to approach an individual girl about it, than when the rest of your group is with you. It’s bound to happen. I think Dinah will use this opportunity to publicly and positively address Camila’s departure. There’s a good chance they’ll do this with Lauren when she’s out promoting her solo music too.
I think at some point, the girls (either collectively or individually) will be asked/questioned about the ‘leaked documents’ suggesting Camila left the partnership in 2015.
Camila is in Europe at the minute, she’s got quite a few award show appearances scheduled and I’ve got a sneaky feeling she’ll be playing the Radio 1 Live Lounge again before the year is out.
The best thing we can do, is keep quiet. We stream, support the girls music. We vote for their awards. We buy tickets for their shows. But more importantly, we don’t say anything. Their teams know the Ty/Lauren situation is unsettling across the fandom, if we start shouting about it, they’re gonna do it all the more. If we’re quite and ignore it, it will fade out.
So after all that, i’ll leave you with this
take care x
same brainwave...
there is comfort in knowing that while camila is out there on-stage, she’s flirting with girls 🌈🌈🌈
#asianproblem
[Dinah is trick-or-treating as a full grown 20 year old adult]
Dinah: An apple?!?!
Dinah: Where is my candy you son of a bitch!
Ally: I can be a little dramatic when I’m mad, no biggie.
Lauren: No biggie? Ally, you literally started to scream in frustration and then threw yourself on the floor.
Normani: And you stayed there for a good ten minutes and then got up like nothing happened.
Ally: I said I was a little dramatic didn’t I?
Camila: Your height does not coincide with that statement at all.
W H O L E S O M E M E M E S
Clementine: Why do old people read the Bible so much?
Luke: I asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said, "It's because we're cramming for finals."
i needed this
Reblog if you agree.
🦋
Lauren, yelling across the tour bus: Jauregui!
Camila: Cabello!
Lauren: JAUREGUI.
Camila: CABELLO.
Lauren: JAUREGUI!!
Camila: CABELLO!!!
Ally: Wait, why are they both shouting their own last names?
Dinah, without looking up from her phone: They're fighting over which one to use when they get married.
[Camila sees a bee on Lauren's shoulder]
Camila: Uh oh..
Camila: [Rolls up newspaper]
Camila: Babe, stay still.
Camila: [Uses newspaper as a megaphone]
Camila: THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU!!
Camila: Hey babe, it's really muggy out today.
Lauren: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the ground, I'm leaving you.
Camila, while sipping coffee from her bowl: Don't go outside.
[After Camila finds out Dinah hung out with Lucy]
Dinah: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her.
Dinah: and then one thing led to another and before I knew it, we were..shopping.
Camila, while gasping: Oh my god..
Dinah: wait, we only did it once.
Camila: I can't believe you..
Dinah: It didn't mean anything to me!
Camila, sarcastically: Yeah right, sure..
Dinah: I was thinking about you the whole time, Walz!!
Camila: That doesn't make me feel any better!!
Dinah: Look, I'm sorry, I never meant for you to find out.
Camila: Okay Dinah, I just have to know one thing..
Camila: Were her jokes funnier than mine?
Dinah: ...
Camila, voice cracking: Okay..um..I just really need to not be with you right now.
Camila: My friend thinks you're really hot.
Lauren while blushing: Really? Who's the friend??
Camila: Me. I'm the friend!
[Camila running over to Dinah clearly panicking]
Camila: DINAH! I FUCKED UP REALLY BAD.
Dinah: What happened?!
Camila: I was doing math with Sofi and told her to 'hold up eleven fingers'.
Camila: And I didn't realize what I had said until she started to panic and yelled 'MAMI, I ONLY HAVE TEN'. And now she can't stop crying!!
Camila: I want you to take me to art museums and make out with me, Lauren.
Lauren: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Dinah: That was the smoothest thing I've ever fucking heard.