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me: im gonna write the best long fic ever for my otp!!!

my writing skills:

If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you? 

he’s kinda good with a bow and arrow yknow??

happy 8 mil to this bitch boy!!!

help how do i make friends on tumblr

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

Okay so there are random ass people in my house right now and they're all from church and my mom told me yesterday that they'll come into every room to pray for it "to recieve blessings" or some shit like okay Jenny you better pray the gayness outta my room then

This is the story of the zombie apocalypse told by a 10 year old infected boy. Throughout the last week the young boys condition has been getting worse and he’s slowly losing conscious.