Y’all Just— Thinking About How Excited Stanley Must Have Been To Host The Twins— Alex Says He Smokes

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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PLEASE check out the original post by the genius @jellybeanjo and the insanely funny replies made by everyone. Genuinely one of the best gf posts ever made.

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chaoticvintagelesbian

5 months ago

The “REAL” reason Steve dosent have arms!

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chaoticvintagelesbian

2 months ago

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

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chaoticvintagelesbian

2 months ago

Haymitch and his ducklings

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chaoticvintagelesbian

3 months ago

Headcanon that in College Ford briefly developed Scurvy, so with Fiddleford binge ate 20 something oranges before passing out in a pile of orange peel together

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gravity falls fiddleford mcgucket stanford pines gravity falls headcanons fiddauthor To add something when stan was searching through Ford's kitchen post portal literally the only remotely fresh-ish food was a pack of oranges cos ever since college both Fords always kept a few just in case want the visual of mullet!stan just crying while eating an orange which actually helps that creature is soooo vitamin deficient they were cuddled like puppies

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chaoticvintagelesbian

5 months ago