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dude ive never even watched rick and morty but like. i look at rick. this complete mess. an alcoholic. apparently a kinda shitty dad i think idk again i never watched it. and i go "yeah. stan would probably hit that."

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i get why a lot of ppl have reverse portal ford shut down the portal but i like the idea of ford 'icarus didn't flap hard enough' pines being a little more insane about it

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

For people defending Elon Musk by saying that was a Roman Sallute - the Roman Sallute you're talking about was created by the Mussolini regime. Ya know the other big facist regime of WW2, who allied themselves with the Nazis. It was definitely not created in Ancient Rome, & any art you see of it based in Ancient Rome - almost definetly facist propaganda from the 30s/40s.

And as for the 'He was stimming' defence, STFU - as an autistic person it's so fucking offensive that people are saying the most well know facist/racist gesture is just ☆stimming☆ (also that's just not how stimming works)

Good Luck America with the steaming pile of crap that is your President.

what if i did something so cool and awsome

Mystery Trio AU where Emma-May takes Tate to go and live with Stan, Ford, and Fidds, and Ford can only watch with horror and confusion as the husband and wife slowly fall in love with his brother and integrate him into their relationship/family

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truly think one of the other lowkey funniest moments in hdm is when mrs coulter says she and asriel should've kept and raised lyra. like it's such a poignant scene, and i see where she was coming from, but also she was completely wrong. oh god. if there are two people who should not be around a child it's asriel "child killer" belacqua and marisa "child torture, for science" coulter. like, mostly staying away from lyra for a lot of her childhood was in fact the best thing they could've done for her. good job team. that is not the thing to regret here

Professor Ford AU - Ratemyprofessor reviews

PLEASE check out the original post by the genius @jellybeanjo and the insanely funny replies made by everyone. Genuinely one of the best gf posts ever made.

Reblogs by @jellybeanjo, @aroace-get-out-of-my-face, @coldbronzemoon and myself :D

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