Every Time I Complain About Being Single And Having No Hoes I Want Everybody To Remember That I Intentionally

every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot

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2 months ago

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.


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2 months ago

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

2 months ago

i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am

2 months ago

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses


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2 months ago

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby


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2 months ago

thank you for ur service (not unfollowing me)

2 months ago

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

2 months ago

what's a little ritualistic bleeding between friends

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