Write Too Much Porn Forgot To Jerk Off

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

IVE BEEN PAWED ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

Can I just say this weird social media push of "girl cat boy cat" pisses me off there was this girl i overheard who was petting a cat who was showing her a lot of love and talking about adopting her but when she found out she was a girl cat she was like "I don't like girl cats" like what the fuck are we doing misogyny against cats now

trying to remind myself it's better to start something even if you never finish than to never start anything at all

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

I dont want to be exposed to varying and diverse fandom opinions I love my echo chamber #myechochamber