Oh My GOD

every day i wake up and think about my novel that doesn't exist

me watching tv knowing full well my YouTube subscribers think I vanished off the face of the earth because I haven’t posted in an actual year

Yum yum

Happy Conan Day. Don't forget to eat your vultures.

I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.

i love sunday!! i saw as i bite down on my hand and throw things across my room

the fact that I know exactly what this is talking about

FUCK

Pádraig Ó Tuama, “The Lifeline”

mildly afraid I’ll be cooked alive by a crow..

lumon are you ready to die