Keep A Calendar, This Way You Will Always Know.

It’s so ironic that Boris inspired me to learn more languages. Like drug dealer and alcoholic who can swear in Russian, sounds like my role-model.

going from aapi heritage month to pride month i stay winning happy pride month

todd: today's my birthday

neil (an empath) sensing that it's his birthday: is today your birthday?

nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy.

the urge to change my username bc i hate harry potter now but i feel emotionally attached, like what if someone else takes it. that’s not right this username is mine and it’s apart of me, but it just doesn’t feel like it fits with who i am today anyway

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

#romance

Under their umbrella -ella-ella #littlemenbigworld

look at this fucking loser with his white boy posse