...clearly, He's Not Jealous.

d’you ever just lose your mind and come up with the worst product imaginable and then make ads for it

and a bonus one that i didn’t fully finish but i think it gives it something special

my baby, my baby

legends say jimothy t. kirk imploded gay style after the 7th trial in mr spock’s transfer-proof lippie experiment

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

who let bro get a driver's license 😭🙏

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

I’m coming out as a Rancilda apologist