I Love My Courier Six/simon. He Grew Up On A Ranch Yet Adopts A Completely Fake Southern Accent After

Posted a rant on discord about how much I love computers and somebody replied with “wrap it up plankton”

I fear I will never recover from this

I SHIFTED IN 2 MINUTES ??

okay listen up. So basically yesterday i didn't do shit during my shifting journey i ain't gonna lie. And recently my parents took my phone away so i stopped listening to subs while shifting. And like i was feeling tired around 22:30 so i went to bed and just put on earplugs or idk how its called cuz i hate noises while sleeping. Then i was feeling sleepy so i thought "why not shift?" but like i didn't wanted to do any methods or stuff cuz im a lazy bitch ain't gna lie and it doesn't stop me from shifting lol ! I just layed down and started making myself feel as if im in my dr not like visualizing the room just feeling like i was there and i was like "oh shit i have a live stream to do tomorrow what will i talk abt to entertain people" and i started planning my day for when i wake up in my DR and didn't thought much of it but like i really felt numb and i was so connected to my DR and then i heard a "fwip !" like you know the sound of the air when you throw something really quickly? But like really loud and i was like "i have earplugs dafuq?" and i opened my eyes and saw a red frisbee getting thrown at me and once i saw it,it stopped itself and fell right in front of me?? (dafuq) and like afterwards i looked around i was on the grass in a sort of playground it was really sunny and i heard a laughter but my heart was pouding so much because of the frisbee attack that i decided to return.

Anyways took me 2mins and NO efforts. You will shift just like you shifted more than 20 times to similar realities while reading this lol.

OHHHHH new dr self for still wakes the deep… i am crazy but I am free

Edit: FUCK, I only realized it now but I MISPELLED SAMUEL

My favorite geadcanon for Zer0 is that they're just an empty power suit, a long abandoned project from an Atlas era long gone. They gained sentience one day and erased everything on their existence, killed their creators and set off to find a purpose of their own. There is absolutely Nothing in there, the conscience is spread out through the body. You look through their helmet's darkly tinted glass dome and you see what seems to be their brain staring back at you. Their posture is stiff and calculated, you'd think them to be unbreakable, but aometimes it takes a little longer to get up because the joints that were built with Humans being able to help themselves up, and they aren't as strong when it's just the suit on its own. There's no way to open Zer0 and even if there was, you would never be able to see it. There aren't any records of Zer0 before they were Zer0 because they were never meant to be their own individual. This is not a transgender metaphor you know what but it could very well be.

𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐬

because i need to see more dr stuff 💥💥

BASICS.

𖦹 - you in your dr (name, age, pronouns, looks, etc)

𖦹 - your friends

𖦹 - ships in your dr / inspo

𖦹 - relationships with other people (ex. friends/enemies/besties/dating)

𖦹 - ppl you have beef with and why

𖦹 - dr memes

𖦹 - your house

𖦹 - random things you’ve scripted that just make sense

𖦹 - pets

𖦹 - your family

𖦹 - whats in your bag

𖦹 - timeline of your dr

𖦹 - your recent text messages

DR SPECIFIC.

𖦹 - your powers (marvel, magic, etc.)

𖦹 - your house (harry potter) (your dormmates, house mates, what your house is, why you are this specific, more about it)

𖦹 - your cabin (percy jackson) (your siblings, what it looks like, why you choose it, powers)

𖦹 - your discography (fame/kpop)

𖦹 - what your trending tags are (fame/streamer)

𖦹 - profile pictures people would use of you (fame/kpop/streamer)

𖦹 - your stage outfits/award outfits/red carpet/met gala (fame/kpop)

𖦹 - missions you went on (marvel/cod)

𖦹 - cases you worked on (criminal minds)

𖦹 - face claims of your friends (marauders)

MOODBOARDS.

𖦹 - you (looks and/or your vibe)

𖦹 - your friends (them and/or what your relationship is like)

𖦹 - your s/o (them and/or what your relationship is like)

𖦹 - your family vibe (them and/or what your relationship is like)

𖦹 - your pets

𖦹 - the dr itself (media of it, the vibe of it)

𖦹 - your cabin (pjo)

𖦹 - your house (harry potter)

𖦹 - where you live/house

𖦹 - powers / inspo

This man is twisted, sick.

I'm not angry im just clarifying some stuff! take ur time

bonus Joel

Oh lmao sorry, accidentally deleted the og headcannons trying to delete the clarification one so I’m jsut gonna paste them back here:

Fuck you mean he’s apart of the trench digger 😭

Also sorry if this is shit, I do not have the game and I’m relying on playthroughs and my insanity for these headcannons. I am in agony

I thought his body was like. Kinda small and octopus like. Nahhh that’s a big bitch/pos 😭

I still believe he can go through the interior of the walls, otherwise he’d have some trouble fitting through doorways. I think he can flatten himself? Like just compress himself and crawl sideways through the walls

Also still clinging to that helmet theory, and making it worse! You know how old timey corsets used to literally force organs out of the way? That’s what the helmet on his body does whenever he needs to become compact

Has turtle speed. If he’s not focused on anything and just moving around, he’s slow as shit, if he’s attacking or actively looking for something? Pick a god and pray, this bitch will RUN YOU DOWN. Has trouble with turning corners at high speeds, so is forced to either slow down or tip over

The other soldiers stay out of his way, if Mr Henderson shows up in a doorway any of them in the room will try and leave or hide as fast as they possibly can. This is because he’s been ‘eating’ any soldiers that get in his way and incorporating them into his mass. They quickly loose the ability to talk or scream, but you can see their pupils flitting around desperately if you can get close enough

Bad sight, but makes up for it in smell. Stray soldiers will often attempt to cover themselves in gunpowder/other strong smelling materials in an attempt to disguise themselves.

More often than not, this does not work.

(None of the playthroughs I’ve watched have shown the mutant camp??? I will reblog this later with more headcannons once I see them)

Here they are lmao

not an ask but a question: what is shifting?

Lmao sorry for the late answer, tumblr is eating my asks

Shifting is the act of becoming aware of your body in another reality and moving (shifting) your consciousness into it. You’ve always been there, you just gotta become aware of it. I’m no good at explaining it, but there’s plenty of explanations on tumblr and TikTok that are fairly easy to find (:

when i finally get to see how fine my s/o is in person but we're only 2 minutes into the 1 year slow burn I scripted

edit : (idgaf how long ur slow burn is don't compare it to mine as if u didn't script it urself)