Me Scripting That Orgasms Are Even Better In My Other Realities

I am going entirely rabid, I always find a neat little game entirely out of chance and go “ohhh no, I won’t get obsessed with this one” then suddenly I’m in the backroads middle of the night sketching Lyle into the dirt with a stick

“Ouhhh aegislash are dangerous you can only have one if you’re an experienced Pokémon trainer 🥺”

SHUT UP. SHUT UP!! LOOK AT HIM

This is Archimedes, he’s a stupid MEAN idiot who I’ve had since he was a honedge. He forgets he’s a big fucking sword sometimes and tries to get into bed with me. He picks me up bridal style then forgets he’s carrying me and gets surprised to see me in his arms. He flips people off. I am not at all qualified to own him and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for me to have him in my house. But we stay silly

I made a shifting dr self playlist for my new Vegas dr lmao

I am open to suggestions, especially if they are synthetic/robotic or cowboy themed, will drop the dr self later :3

SHIFTING ACCOUNT INTRO

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STANLEY

AGE: 19

PRONOUNS: he/him and it/its, but if we’re in a situation where it’d be funny I can be misgendered

Bigender transman

Objectum and homoflexable

Autistic and slightly awkward

SHIFTING JOURNEY

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I have been trying to shift since 2020, I’ve minishifted a few times but never QUITE got it :( five fuckin years and WE STILL ON THAT GRIND ‼️‼️

Found out about shifting because of a video showing up by chance on my TikTok fyp

So much drs. So fucking much. Gonna make a list but that shits gon be one hell of a scroll

LIKES

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- Fictional robots (current blorbo is claptrap from borderlands)

- Video games

- Writing (though I don’t do it much anymore)

- Gothic fashion

DISLIKES

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- small talk, makes me feel so awkward lmao

DNI

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- antishifters

- Proshippers/comshippers

- homophobes/transphobes

- Just. Generally anyone problematic

THIN ICE

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- Christians (idk, just got bad experience with them)

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OUGHH I dunno. I’m probably gonna be active on here sharing my scripts, stuff I’ve added, and how my shifting journeys going. Idk how to end this I’ve never made an intro before 💀

Spoilers for look outside under the cut, just some ramblings about Lyle’s form teehee. Also might not be coherent because I’m banging this out before my sleep meds get my ass

Anyways, I think Lyle can pull something real close to Leigh’s grinning beast thing, because there’s NO WAY he’s hiding all this under that robe.

(Ignore shitty screenshots please lmao)

In his average sprite, it looks like he has two eyes, and a (mostly) normally sized mouth, plus he’s a little smaller than the form he takes if Sam chooses to open his eyes after kissing him.

I’m actually pretty sure he’s only able to do this partially (his overworld sprite is kinda long, and he constantly covers himself, so maybe he’s only able to squash himself down a bit?). And it probably breaks if he gets startled, hence the sight Sam sees if you have him peek… That, or he’s kissing Sam in his monstrous form. Gay rights I guess

I'm not angry im just clarifying some stuff! take ur time

bonus Joel

Oh lmao sorry, accidentally deleted the og headcannons trying to delete the clarification one so I’m jsut gonna paste them back here:

Fuck you mean he’s apart of the trench digger 😭

Also sorry if this is shit, I do not have the game and I’m relying on playthroughs and my insanity for these headcannons. I am in agony

I thought his body was like. Kinda small and octopus like. Nahhh that’s a big bitch/pos 😭

I still believe he can go through the interior of the walls, otherwise he’d have some trouble fitting through doorways. I think he can flatten himself? Like just compress himself and crawl sideways through the walls

Also still clinging to that helmet theory, and making it worse! You know how old timey corsets used to literally force organs out of the way? That’s what the helmet on his body does whenever he needs to become compact

Has turtle speed. If he’s not focused on anything and just moving around, he’s slow as shit, if he’s attacking or actively looking for something? Pick a god and pray, this bitch will RUN YOU DOWN. Has trouble with turning corners at high speeds, so is forced to either slow down or tip over

The other soldiers stay out of his way, if Mr Henderson shows up in a doorway any of them in the room will try and leave or hide as fast as they possibly can. This is because he’s been ‘eating’ any soldiers that get in his way and incorporating them into his mass. They quickly loose the ability to talk or scream, but you can see their pupils flitting around desperately if you can get close enough

Bad sight, but makes up for it in smell. Stray soldiers will often attempt to cover themselves in gunpowder/other strong smelling materials in an attempt to disguise themselves.

More often than not, this does not work.

(None of the playthroughs I’ve watched have shown the mutant camp??? I will reblog this later with more headcannons once I see them)

Stop bc how am I supposed to make shifting friends if my ass is to scared to text people bc like if I've never talked to them at all and I just one day text someone there gonna be like "okay weird" or maybe I'm just overthinking but it's scary 😭😭😭 SO PEOPLES LISTEN UP YOU GOTTA TEXT FIRST PLS AND THANK YOU 🙏

This man is twisted, sick.

mr house, over a month after the courier got shot: i know they’re still alive, what the hell are they doing out there?

the courier, in a rusty shack, hunched over a pile of bent tin cans and gunpowder: