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Did I ever tell y'all how almost all my fanfic ideas are based on ZoSan being an official relationship, but nobody noticing?? I mean, it is kinda obvious, lol.

Idk why, but it kinda hits me. I asked myself a few days ago: why do celebrities always date other celebrities?. And think about it, almost every celebrity is married or has dated another celebrity, the world is not that small.

So, what if Zoro is married to Sanji, a chef who's very famous in the community (like the neighbourhood), but is not actually a celebrity, and nobody knows bc they didn't marry using a ring, instead they used Zoro's earrings to marry (Sanji cannot use rings frequently, and he, as a romantic, wants to use it everyday, so they just kinda put it like that) and is not new so people never think is weir that he has 2 golden earrings and a blue and golden one.

But yeah, they think Zoro is asexual bc of an interview where they ask him: "would you date Hiyori?" And he said "heck no". "WHAT about Luffy" "are you kidding me? I WOULD NEVER DATE A MAN NOR A WOMAN".

People were very angry at him, bc even if they didn't know his sexualidad, he didn't have any right to talk to the interviewer like that.

A few days later, Zoro posts a video saying "My husband explained that the interviewer had no mean intentions and that I just exagerated everything, I already talked with them a few days ago, and we even had dinner at my husband's restaurant, but my husband told me to post a public apology".

The internet blows, nobody know his husband. And nobody knew he was married, they just kinda assumed he was asexual, bc in all his carrier (did I write that right?) He never dated anyone.

Zoro and his husband finally go to a gala together and everything is history.

The end.

Don't know where I get that from, sorry person who drew this 😭

stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

boss makes a dollar

theres a vat of slime

i bathe in the goo on company time

Artist: George Park

honestly if snails were like elephant sized and they traveled in herds and left a huge sheet of slime across the land where evetything dies and nothing can grow, but there was another big herd of pretty slugs that also left a big sheet of slime where everything grew really fast like a trail of plants and flowers and shit, and they were all too big for any of us to fuck with theyre just like rolling monuments that slide around the earth creating and erasing everuthing behind themselves and like infinitely overlapping and replacing the other ones trail like a never ending game of splatoon, and we could never live in the same spot for too long,