Cody: I cut my finger Obi-wan: I can kiss it so it'll get better Cody: Does it work? Obi-wan: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid *later that day* Cody: I need you to punch me in the mouth Wolffe: Fucking finally
Repeat after me:
The Jedi taught emotional control, not repression.
The Jedi took kids with parental consent, they did not kidnap them.
The Jedi did not hold people against their will, they could leave the Order at any time.
The Jedi were not "just as bad" as the Sith.
I love when the clones are somewhat mandalorians by culture but seriously if I have to read one more time “the mandalorians were all blond and pale, thin and slander, not like us, the vod’e were too broad with dark skin” mandalorians adopt absolutely anything and everything why do you make the clones feel like they can’t ever be accepted as mandalorians cause of their ethnicity??? This galaxy is the epitome of diversity, racism against clones exist, specism exist, but at least wait for the empire to write about racism between humans pls
When the cinnamon roll has a grenade buried in the gooey center
Week 25 - September 17th, 2023 'Dangerous (feat. Joywave) - Oliver Remix' - Big Data, Joywave, Oliver Spotify / YouTube
Sir.
Because this man’s soft exterior is a front. A smart one, because it encourages peace and a personality you can talk to. Soft and open, patient and kind.
But threaten those same qualities and he will not show up with any of them.
Enjoy!
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Rex: Okay who is the hottest person you can think of ?
Cody, slightly sobbing: General Kenobi
Rex: Ok Commander ...the General isn't here right know....you can be honest with me
Cody: The General is a 10
Rex, slightly flabbergasted: He is a six AT BEST
Cody,pulling his blaster: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
HAPPY PRIDE
execute order 69
The Emperor said ‘no kink at pride’ and Cody hung up on him. Order 66 never happened that day, but 69 sure did.
another clones in formula 1 onesies doodle this time w cody
Never before has a guy looked this sick and problem-shaped. Petition to recanonize CW03 Cody's huge pauldrons and big arm stripes please
Cody breaking down in a storage room when he thinks he’s alone
Cody: that fucking stupid self sacrificing di’kut of a Jedi I’m gonna tie him up in the medbay until he gets 10 hours of sleep or die of boredom
Shiny: …
Cody: no one will ever believe you
the Writer Mood™ when you've got the shadow of a concept of a scene and a couple lines of dialogue bouncing around in your head like a screensaver and you have to be like buddy, come back when you're something coherent. i can't do anything with this.