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AARON HOTCHNER AND SPENCER REID

“Well, if God doesn't exist, who's laughing at us?”

— Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov.

First date idea:

We go to the movies and watch evil dead and I fall asleep and you see a bunny rabbit named frank and he shows you a portal on the movie screen and it shows a house of a man you know and he tells you to burn it down and you leave and burn it down and come back and act like nothing happen and I wake up and we kiss

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Favourite Criminal Minds Episodes (spoilers)

1x01 opening episode- How could I not love them, they’re so cute and young.

1x06 ldsk- A fan favourite if for nothing else that gif of Morgan tackling Reid

1x18 Hollywood stalker- Who doesn’t want to see MGG make out with a girl in a pool?

1x22 2x01 fisher king - Cult classic

2x10 guantanamo - I really loved how they played him.

2x11 Reid’s fanboy- why can’t Reid have normal non-stabby fans?

2x12 dereks backstory - Really loved the dimension this added

2x15 Tobias hankel- Reid’s first big onscreen trauma- but not his last (pls leave my baby alone)

3x05 mall abduction- Just a really interesting one

3x8 lucky- cannibal - Never eating group food again

3x9 Penelope shot- BAU family pulling together.

3x16 Johnny cash wannabe- Spencer’s first but not last time relating to an unsub

3x20 4x01 New York terror shootings - English Agent helping me feel inserted 

4x3 minimal loss- cult hostages - ALL TIME FAV with my all time favs

4x7 Reid’s childhood friend- We love a Reid centric episode

4x9 player unsub- but we also love an Emily Prentiss focus- I want to BE her.

4x16 how am I a whore? 

4x18 foyet- SUPRISE!

4x24 anthrax one- Just another trauma for Reid

5x9 foyet kills Hailey- soul crushing but we love it

5x12 golden ratio killings- badass reid

5x16 Mosley lane- Gubler’s debut 

5x21/22/23  Boyband Reid supremacy

6x12  ritual killings- Poor Spence has a headache 

6x16 CODA- Spencer and children

6x18 Lauren- Favourite man directs episode about favourite female character? I’m in  

7x01 this is calm and it’s doctor

7x02 passive aggressive reid

7x4 prank war- BAU banter

7x13 snake eyes- my pinned post- that look   

7x23/24 hit and run- love bank robbers and Battlestar Galactica- it’s got both

8x6 soft! reid plays softball

8x10 - puppets- Gubler does it again

8x20 alchemy- Reid is hot in this one

8x24 replicator- what are you doing Mark Hamill?

9x5- vest and sunnies

9x7 reid delivers the baby

9x12 garcia and derek’s hr intervention 

9x18 fitness test and Reid stomping on that guys back

9x20 incest baby 

9x22 reid is fit af 

9x24 corrupt cops and and I want to kiss Reid’s neck better

10x6 fairytale- Prince!Spencer

10x07 hashtag- they looking fiiiiine

10x11 forever people- ‘WRONG’

10x18 Russian surveillance Reid 

10x21 mr scratch- I wonder who directed this?

11x01 Reid’s Dom energy briefly  appears 

11x02 strat trekguy does sarin and fit reid 

11x11 entropy - No words just a lot of feelings nsfw

11x18 Derek leaves- breaks my heart

12x13 Spencer- When it’s named after a character you know you’re screwed

12x22 - cat interrogation - I would like to be thrown against the wall no further questions

14x01 300 - Leave him alone ffs

14x05 tall man - MGG just direct my life and also marry me

14x12 - “he went cell block d on him”

15x06 date night- Considering committing crimes if I get a date as a reward 

LOVED the asking Aaron to give you a hickey blurb!! How about one where the reader is going undercover as a prostitute or something and a couple of hickeys would complete the look so she chooses Hotch and Spencer because "they need to be different to sell the cover more" and Morgan is SHOCKED that she chose Hotch and Reid over him?

reader and spencer have a little will they won’t they thing going on

“would you both just do it?” you ask impatiently as you pull the hem of your dress up a little.

derek can’t believe what he’s hearing.

“you want pretty ricky and hotch to give you hickeys but not me?”

hotch is the first one to latch onto your neck, sucking harshly on your neck as you stare morgan down.

“mhm, i’ve heard rumors about you derek morgan.” he scoffs and shakes his head as you mouth, ‘savannah.’

spencer sucks hickeys along your collarbones and the underside of your jaw.

“thanks boys,” you pat them both on the shoulder before fixing your hair and walking to the door of the van.

spencer comes with you and whispers, “be careful, please.”

you give him a soft smile, “so you can give me more?” spencer rolls his eyes but lays a kiss to your forehead.

“so i don’t have to ruin your pretty dress when you make the man obsessed with you.”

“and derek thinks you’re a virgin.” spencer only shakes his head as you open the door and make your way to the streets, an extra sway in your step as you.

Criminal Minds questions

If Spencer Reid doesn't like driving like the others, as Matthew says, how does he get to work? Does he take the bus?

How long had the original characters worked together before the first episode of season 1? E.g. Hotch, Reid, Morgan, Gideon, Elle and Garcia. (As JJ was introduced to the main characters for the first time in episode 2, and they didn't seem to be familiar with her like Morgan was with Elle before she had a position with the BAU and even Garcia as a tech girl.)

Where do all the characters live? I assume they all have apartments in Quantico or just somewhere in Virginia close to the BAU headquarters.

How much is their working salary?

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sorting the bau into their hogwarts houses 🤍

gyrffindor: brave, daring, chivalrous

hufflepuff: dedicated, patient, loyal

ravenclaw: curious, intelligent, witty

slytherin: ambitious, cunning, resourceful

I’m bisexual, which means I’m attracted to women, Jack Wilder, Druig, Kaliis Gilwraeath,  Etienne StClair and Keefe Sencen