Two Things I Need Today's Youth To Know:

Nice

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

Hmm

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

substance abuse? i could never i love substances

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

how long does one miss someone who they once loved very dearly

Ok

Anyone who reblogs this before 6:00 EST will get a silk, one of these:

Based off of their blog!

Say no more, King.