"vampire bats are so scary"
him? hims is scary to you? with his little face and puffball body?
Vampire bats are only a few inches long from snooty to booty. what you SHOULD be afraid of is the giant gold crowned flying fox, which is so damn big that you could give it a hug. But dont. because bats can haves rabies so leave the touchings up to the Scientists.
Except you don't need to be afraid because he will not eat you, fear not. he wants a fig slice.
I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
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Just a bat hangin out on your dash.
โ we always travel by hand โ
Never try to defeat the Void ๐โโฌ๐
I literally think the Code of Claw is A. The number one best book to give to middle schoolers to teach them about loss and war BECAUSE IT HAS SO MUCH NUANCE AND RELEVANCE TODAY STILL!!! And it teaches you so much abt grief oh my god I think half the ways Iโve coped with grief come from that series.
And B. ITS SO GOOD GOD THE TWISTS?? THE TURNS??? THE FIVE BOOK BUILDUP THE LAST PAGE???? ITS SUCH A GOOD SERIES I DONT CARE ITS WRITTEN FOR MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
A standard dungeon but the fey decided to troll the adventurers by polymorphing every creature in there into rats and let them run around. You can attack the rats and with enough damage, they will turn back into the usual dungeon enemies but no oneโs in their right place so you have no idea who/what will pop out.
The kobolds who were guarding the entrance? The prisoners you came to save? A spider that was just chilling in the dungeon? The final boss you need to kill? You have no way of knowing until you smack the rat!
(For more randomness, a GM makes a set of cards with all the creatures and players randomly draw them so that no one knows whatโs next.)