Dorian Gray Is A Whore Confirmed

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

Biggie Cheese

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

Vote for me if elected I will mandate 4 hours of play time

#WriteInRicky

wake up turn left no right thats right timer reads a bit foggy oh its 6 am 22 minutes where was i at the

DreamSky Compact Digital Alarm Clock with USB Port for Charging, 0-100% Adjustable Brightness Dimmer, Blue Bold Digit Display, Adjustable Alarm Volume, 12/24Hr, Snooze, Bedroom Desk Alarm Clock. : Home & Kitchen

motel somewhere near that shabby mine get up alarms going to ring in two minutes just a bit more time alarm rings old bird tune from the

Adjustable Alarm Sound: Single alarm setting with 9 minutes snooze. No harm “ beep” alarm sound can be set from 30-90 DP as person preference . Needless worry the alarm sound, either too loud thus frightening you or too low to wake you up from deep sleeping. One simple ON/OFF button allows you disable the alarm on weekend.

nt you gotten up yet?" dozing off what was i doing yesterday oh right staying up past 4 in a fight against my own body maybe you should have plugged in the

Outlet Powered with Memorized Battery Backup : Plug in to power the clock with the included DC adapter . 2* AAA batteries ( not included ) needed for storing time and alarm settings in case of power outage. With backup battery power source only, the screen will go blank and alarm will not sound.

but no you insisted you would remember to sleep at the same time maybe jessica instead of bickering about your schedule could have reminded you to sleep. sleep. that's right. i need to get up. for what? ugh. right. business.

"hey jessica do you remember where the [Needless worry the brightness, either too bright thus affecting your sleep or too dark to read time.] was?"

"no though you may want to check the cabinets"

"where"

"under there"

"under where"

at the remote office now, right right some thing about triangulation and what not. if only there was a easy way to keep track of time. if only it were [Easy Operation Clock: Intuitive setting button, experience zero stress when setting the time or alarm. Easy for kids, seniors and the elderly.] but its not really. atomic clock? noo way they wouldn't allow that is there some regulation for mines and clocks i doubt it going to check it up on bing.com / search query: "coverage for atomic clocks"

resutls arent good enough lame government websites - something more official maybe? if only

I've been searching for a while for a clock that an old guy with fading eyesight can easily use. This is simple clock with an old fashioned wheel on the back that adjusts brightness from very dim to bright enough to see with advancing macular degeneration.

"hey alexa, call jessica" wait wrong assistant "Hey Siri, call jessica". "hey siri, call jessica". "hey siri, call jes-i-kuh"

"hey whats horse"

"do you know if theres atomic clock coverage in the mines"

"no"

"ok. see you at 4"

"ok. bye"

hang up.

frusturated once again - not as bad as the digital clock for desk, nightstand, office, living room, plug in alarm clock with battery backup, easy to use simple clock for seniors, teens, kids, elderly, adluts, decent gift choice

though it could get worse. snoozy again

6:25 a.m.

bird sound rings again same hotel different clock. odd. atomic? no. too small. like the cabinets. i couldn't even find the triple a batteries last time, shame

69 day anniversary of whatever this means

Who's the best homophobic gay character?