Apple Car^

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

a few of these i had lying around. idk

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

turn me into water!!!

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

LIFE OR DEATH EMERGENCY

please help me. i’m non-binary, latine, and disabled. my food stamps have been cut off, i have no income, and i’m struggling financially.

my cat currently has a urinary obstruction and needs to be kept in the hospital for 2-3 days. if he does not receive treatment he will die.

he has had obstruction scares in the past but the doctor told us that today he is completely obstructed.

please help. he is my life and i have no idea where i would be without him. i will genuinely die if something happens to him. i’ve begged everyone i can for money. i just need him to be okay.

$0/3760

paypal

venmo

cashapp

new creature discovered. how to proceed?