Fallinsidethevoid - 𝖘𝔩𝖆𝔪🗡

James: Dave and I slept together.

Lars: And?

James: I thought you would be a little more shocked.

Lars: Oh, sorry.

Lars, in a shocked voice: And?!

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Cliff, to James and Dave: I don’t get it. How do you two work together as a couple?

James: Because Dave and I have the exact same life philosophy. The only people you can really trust are the ones you know will stab you in the back at the first given opportunity.

Dave: So, naturally, we trust each other completely.

Dave: So you and me should get a drink sometime.

James: Fine.

Dave: And get married.

James: Fine.

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