i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
Spite is a beautiful word
It fuels me like no other
If you want to critique how I lay down my bricks then you better be ready to be hit in the face by one
Azula (before the final Agni Kai): My hair’s all messed up.
Zuko: It’s your morals that are messed up.
Azula: Oh, that’s just part of my charm.
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anyone please ask your crush out like this
Imagine post-redemption Azula putting as much cunning and effort into planning regular events as she did her evil schemes.
Azula, planning Sokka’s birthday party: This will be the best birthday party ever held! Children and adults alike across the world will quiver in awe for generations to come!
Azula: Ty Lee, rearrange those flowers at once! You’re disgracing Sokka, yourself, and most importantly, you’re disgracing me.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
(Legend and Warriors spot each other across the rink.)
Four: What you are about to witness is two creatures who are inherently dramatic attempt to behave like they are not dramatic.
dumb atla fanfic idea: ozai is thrown back in time—to the time when firelord azulon still sat on the throne. when ursa had not disappeared into the arms of her lover, ikem. when he still had his bending. when the avatar had not reappeared.
when all was right with the world.
ozai’s ready to conquer the world—nine years earlier than planned, nine years before sozin’s comet was set to arrive.
…
what he did not expect was that the one thing standing in his way of success was his eldest son—in the body of a five-year old.
((where ozai and zuko travel back in time and try to thwart each other in every way possible while everyone’s confused by second prince ozai’s great amount of disdain for his only son and said son’s pettiness towards his father))