That Point In A Piece Of Fanfiction Where You Can Tell Something Embarrassing Is About To Happen So You

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

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2 years ago
First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm:
"A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/

2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"
Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm:
"3/  mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass

4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it.

4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."
Quote Tweet by @ParSpec:
"Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"
A 1-page comic by u/reachling:
Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!"

Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?"

Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?"

Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!"

Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!"

Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"

Art by u/reachling

5 years ago
4 years ago

zuko, 13 years old: spoke his truth, ended up tortured and banished by his own father

zuko, 16 years old: said one (1) thing and accidentally gave his father the idea of burn the world to the ashes

zuko, at his first official meeting as the firelord:

consilman: .. sir... please... say something

zuko: I'm not sure it's safe

5 years ago

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5 years ago
I WANTED THEM IN SUITS OKAY??? I REGRET NOTHING

I WANTED THEM IN SUITS OKAY??? I REGRET NOTHING

7 months ago

This art is very sad and painful (and they say that Vi didn't suffer much in the show)

This Art Is Very Sad And Painful (and They Say That Vi Didn't Suffer Much In The Show)
This Art Is Very Sad And Painful (and They Say That Vi Didn't Suffer Much In The Show)
This Art Is Very Sad And Painful (and They Say That Vi Didn't Suffer Much In The Show)

The artist: @jsnrksapphic on Twitter/X

5 years ago

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

5 years ago

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
5 years ago

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

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