Oh My God That Noise??????

Zuko is the most powerful fighter in the ATLA universe. He defeats Zhao, Jet, Sokka, Ozai, and countless earth kingdom and fire nation soldiers, without ever using his bending. The kid can literally kick through iron shackles and kick people to hell and back without using his fire. Even then, his bending has unrecognized powerful potential. Which is why Iroh’s training is so important, and why he’s able to compete with some of the top-benders in the atla-verse. By the time he faces Azula in the third book he has mastered all four types of bending and incorporates their styles into his fighting. He’s literally the first recorded bender to recreate DRAGON FIRE. The only reasons he tends to lose battles is due to his inner conflict and personal connection. In this essay I will… 

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

As Avatar has resurged I, like most everyone else with taste, began rewatching and from the first few episodes I have to point something out,

Zhao ridicules Zuko for not successfully capturing the Avatar and it is constantly expressed that Aang is only a child. But, Aang is an air bender and uses a fighting style that hasn’t been seen in one hundred fucking years. Of course Zuko didn’t beat him, of course Aang bested him and everyone on that ship. It’s because no one knows how to fight against an Air Bender.

It’s the same concept as a MOBA coming out with a new champion. For the first few days the character is usually ‘broken’ because of balancing issues and people get shredded because, just like Aang, no one knows how to fight against them.

But as the show goes on we watch Zuko adapt, he’s a hot head but he’s also a swift learner and has developed an impeccable ability to shift his style to accommodate his opponent. The next time they meet in battle the fight takes longer because Zuko knows what to expect now.

And basically, what I’m saying is, fuck any and everyone who has ever made fun of Zuko for being beaten by someone younger than him. Aang would have beaten your ass too.

Imagine post-redemption Azula putting as much cunning and effort into planning regular events as she did her evil schemes.

Azula, planning Sokka’s birthday party: This will be the best birthday party ever held! Children and adults alike across the world will quiver in awe for generations to come!

Azula: Ty Lee, rearrange those flowers at once! You’re disgracing Sokka, yourself, and most importantly, you’re disgracing me.

Hey @linkeduniverse-incorrect we all knew who it was. *nods*

also

someone more eloquent than me please elaborate on the fact that atlantis the lost empire is about a guy who doesn’t realize he’s in somebody else’s heist movie until too late

like, the heist movie gang was all there and everything

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

A comic inspired by the @linkeduniverse au!! Specifically this comic of theirs

(I've never really done comics before so sorry for awkward spacing!! I definitely have a LOT more respect towards y'all now lmao making comics hard as fuck)

I spent a lot of time on this so pls reblog!!

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