Enterprise AU Where Everything's The Same But Instead Of Having Decom Chambers Phlox Just Sprays Them

Enterprise AU where everything's the same but instead of having decom chambers phlox just sprays them down with a garden hose.

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star trek star trek enterprise enterprise star trek phlox wait that's not a recognised tag? the injustice

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

A screencap of star trek deep space nine season 5 episode 9 "The Ascent". A dishevelled odo is looking at quark who is holding his ear in pain, they are in front of a rocky mountain landscape. Edited onto the screencap is a tumblr post by user medusabraids that reads: "....they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube"

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

Was watching TNG with my dad and during one of the poker scenes he (while referring to Riker) said something like "I don't understand how anyone could call someone they've slept with "Sie" (polite/professional you in German)" but Worf was on screen at the time so it somehow didn't really click that he was talking about Deanna and for a few baffling seconds I lived in a world where my dad had somehow misconstrued Worf and Riker as having canonically slept with each other.

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kinda star trek Tng star trek tng also kinda my text posts i was so fucking confused star trek worf star trek riker star trek troi worfriker dad approved

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fastdrawfarmboy

10 months ago

A meme featuring two screencaps of Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, in the first he looks surprised as a picture of Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation without his VISOR is shown, the original quote of "A Platypus?" has been changed to say "A Starfleet officer?", in the second picture Doofenshmirtz looks even more surprised and is now shown from farther away while pointing towards a picture of Geordi La Forge wearing his VISOR, the original quote of "Perry the Platypus?!?" has been changed to "Geordi La Forge the Starfleet officer?!?"

Please, I can't be the only one.

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star trek Tng my memes star trek the next generation geordi la forge id in alt text I do not recognise this man without his visor don't even get me started on trying to recognise levar burton out of character I can't recognise brent spiner out of makeup either but at least he's not really on screen as data without makeup

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

Aziraphale insisting he doesn't know what it's like to feel like seeing one particular person would make everything better as if he hasn't been dying to call crowley since before the conversation started. 😭

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good omens ineffable husbands good omens season 2 good omens spoilers good omens season 2 spoilers it's like dude don't lie to me I can see it in your eyes

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

Just had a terf follow me so i guess the she/it pronouns are going back to the bio instead of the pinned post.

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I leave for 4 days and come back to this jesus fuck shooing the transphobes from my blog like I'm trying to chase a spider out of my house like go away but also please don't notice me doing it It'll look bad because I'm too lazy to make a custom theme but oh well

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fastdrawfarmboy

2 years ago

a photo of a plush of Seven of Nine with jarringly unrealistic proportion for her eyes, mouth, and body

Horrific find at Target

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star trek voyager seven of nine voy I mean the plush is truly awful but there is so much happening in this picture aside from it golden girls action figure are you kidding me star trek merch

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

A four panel meme of tom from tom and jerry The first panel has tom frowning angrily looking at a piece of paper and is captioned "me, watching a new Trek" The second panel shows that the paper reads "all the potential for new antagonists" The third panel shows tom now looking excitedly towards the right and is again captioned "me, watching a new Trek" The third panel shows tom being hit with a pie in the face coming from the right the pie is captioned "the Borg (again)"

Goddamnit not again.

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

And it's finally finished!!

I decided I didn't care to attempt the texture of the dress itself. What I did try wasn't working very well, and I've been working on this drawing for months. I was ready to be finished.

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star trek kathryn janeway star trek voyager star trek janeway queen arachnia my beloved <3 op this is magnificent and has added vast amounts of joy to my life

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fastdrawfarmboy

9 months ago

A screencap from the end of the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Amok Time". McCoy, Spock and Kirk are standing in sickbay with Kirk in the background bent over a desk and looking at a computer. Spock is standing in the foreground to the right, turned towards McCoy but looking at Kirk. McCoy is standing in the foreground to the left looking at Spock with a raised eyebrow. A textpost by tumblr user ultravi1olence saying: "fake idgafer, i saw you yearning" has been edited onto the screencap.

Spock why are you looking at him like that. Answer me, Spock.

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

Amongst the reeds crouched a tall gentleman with his nose buried in a radio apparatus. The tall man had long, pointy ears. "Almost like a moomintroll" thought Moomin. "Are the fishes biting?" asked Moomin politely. "I am not fishing." replied the gentleman.

- Spocktober 16: Away mission in Moominvalley

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anyway…. star trek moomin ahem love love love LOVE star trek tos moominvalley moomintroll the moomins moomins <3 <3 <3 star trek spock i cant express how much i love this I’m so glad I saw this!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH vibrating rapidly at this like you don't understand i've been flip flopping between my star trek and moomin fixations and basically nothing else for literal months this shit fuels me like no other if this is how people find out about my moomin obsession i'm sorry (actually i'm not not at all) to think i could've lived the rest of my life not knowing that this masterpiece existed it's like you looked inside my brain and posted exactly what i needed op you draw the moomin style so well and spock in that style yfsdhiiydssaassds screaming crying throwing up (positive) god ok I'm normal about this i'm normal about old space men and i'm normal about little marshmallow trolls good lord i don't know how to express my love for this i could sit here all day and ramble unintelligiblely about how good this is yeah ok ok i'm normal i'm normal

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