Im Laughing So Hard Because No Matter What Song You Listen To 

There should be a reverse Viagra that keeps your penis flaccid so you don’t get a boner in an awkward situation.

This is true: I, as a cis woman, do not have the same life experience as a trans woman.

This is also true: I do not have the same life experience as Beyoncé Knowles, Margaret Thatcher, Queen Cleopatra, Malala Yousafzai, or my own mother.

Certain persons would have me assume that I have more in common with all of the people in the previous sentence than with any randomly selected trans woman, simply because I happen to have been born with a vulva. I reject that assumption and everything that goes with it.

I support trans rights. Period.

Not usually one for fashion or fancy dresses but holy fuck O.o

Sugar Glider Eating Yogurt

Consider this: if Steve Rogers just gave Peggy his coordinates like she told him to, his frozen but very much alive body would have been found and defrosted in two weeks, tops.

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

Overheard convo between two 6 yr old boys

Boy 1: That's a GIIIIIIIIRRRL lunchbox!

Boy 2: So what?! It's still going to hurt if i hit you with it!

The cat is just like "why the fuck did you bring this to our house? I am seriously questioning your life choices. I am so disappointed in you"

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