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I am always Chandler

Some animals don’t know other animals exist, like a lion doesn’t know a squid is a thing

It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

If people in GTA would wear their seat belts, they wouldn’t get carjacked. It’s their own fault.

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

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