"We're Gonna Be Talking About The BOOBY! We'll Be Talking About The WOODCOCK! Do You Think That's FUNNY,
"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"
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“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????
anyway
I love having to explain the concept of up and down to a grown ass adult 🙄
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.
Gah, me too
TW: T*bi Fl*sh C*wboy H*t
dear god why
WHY WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME?
reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim
im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes
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Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!
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