"I Don't Like Old Sci-fi Shows, The Special Effects Look Too Cheesy" You Are Incapable Of Joy. Go To

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I’m p

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i love these little hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings
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“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

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Wtf Temu? What even are these shoes?

Wtf Temu? What Even Are These Shoes?
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shoes bad shoes weird shoes fashion failure fashoin fail it’s so tacky they're so bad bad ads fuck ads fashion disaster goofy ahh shoes
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1 year ago
ID: Tweet by Ilhan Omar, linking to an article titled "Kansas' extreme new anti-trans bill could see some cis women banned from toilets" with the reply: "wtf: Definitions outlined in the bill also state a female is a person who produces "ova" - in other words, eggs - meaning cis women who are infertile and are unable to produce eggs coul be barred from spaces under the legislation's legal terms. /end ID
ID screenshot of a Reddit comment by /u/FrenchTantan: Ok but hang on, does the bill say "produce"? 'Cause if I remember my biology lessons properly, people with ovaries don't produce eggs after they're born, ever. They're born with a limited set that decreases starting puberty. If the bill is actually phrased that way, that's even funnier (and also sad and stupid) Edit: The bill actually says "whose biological reproductive system is developed to produce ova" so yeah. That's nobody except fetuses lmao. Like, not even the person who's pregnant since it's not their reproductive system /end ID

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

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this is the funniest way i've seen it put
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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For Those Not In The Know, This Is One Of The Amanita Mushrooms Referred To As A Destroying Angel. Never,

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Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!

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